September152014

hideiwa:

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hideiwa:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

okay i see where you’re coming from, except no one deserves to be sad. so i think this statement is rude and incorrect. doesn’t matter who it is. people dont deserve hell. everyones past has shit. you’ve probably been a bitch more than once too. doesn’t make it okay for people to wish sadness onto you. 

ok! i really like your point!!

but consider this: suck my ass

(via clockmongler)

September122014

(Source: hazeisnotafro, via clockmongler)

September112014

after many moons of not being on this account i have returned

Gat out of Hell reminded me that I have this account

February182014

sarilbasil said: ø

3rdstreetjae:

6. My muse wearing an outfit of your muse’s choosing. (hahahaHAHAHAHA jesus.)

Why she agreed to it, she didn’t know. Why she ever agreed to anything Basil asked was a mystery. 'He's lucky he's adorable as fuck.' she grumbled to herself as she walked in his house.

"Herbie? Herbie?!" She called out, but heard nothing, huh, maybe no one was home. She looked around the main floor, maybe if she was lucky, she could just skitter a few things around, write him a note, and pretend she’d stopped by and waited for him a bit. She didn’t know what she was getting herself into, but the more time she had to think about it, the more she regretted saying yes- who knows what he’d ask her to do. She ended her search in the living room, pulling out a pen and paper to write with, when she heard footsteps behind her. She quickly turned as her eyes widened.

"You…You can’t be serious…"

Basil chuckled darkly finding her reaction rather over the top. Instead of her usual gaudy, disgusting, clearly picked out by someone who was colorblind, regular clothes (not that he was judging or anything), he was holding rather…interesting outfits. In his hand was a saint purple maid dress that would stop mid thigh and had golden apron on top of it. In the other hand was what appeared to be a cheerleaders outfit, once again in a saint purple with golden lettering and an angel wings design on the back. Now, normally, if anyone would have seen this they would have assumed it was for some sort of kink related activity, however they would be completely and utterly wrong. For the most part, he wanted Jae to wear something ridiculous but not something vibrant, if it was vibrant as hell she’d probably wear it and he’d suffer a blur of neon orange and yellow go zooming by laughing like a lunatic.

"You’ve had me wear worse so don’t give me that bullshit," He laughed. "and at least I’m giving you a choice, you can be a perky cheerleader or a maid."

February152014
3rdstreetjae:

sarilbasil:

I quickly drew this but all I wanted to do was the joke XD
Now it wouldn’t have bad if they had…one chocolate…But they had that entire box since they had time to waste till their movie started so…
To be fair I don’t know why Basil thought for a second why he should listen to Shaundi about these sorts of things

Feb. 15th-
Her eyes sprung open as she quickly glanced around the room, her living room. She sighed with relief as the mass in her arms shifted slightly and groaned, mumbling something before softly snoring once more. Jae slowly sat up, stifling her laugh and her murmuring stomach, as she recalled the previous nights events, rubbing her eyes as they adjusted to the lights that had most likely been on since then. Yawning, she stretched off the couch and stumbled sleepily to the closet, retrieving a blanket for her human pillow, gently tousling his hair before making her way to the kitchen.
The sun was starting to creep over the horizon, casting a pale orange glow through the window. She rubbed her shoulder and yawned once more, opting for some stronger coffee, as she added an extra scoop and started her maker. Her stomach went from mildly whiny to violently protesting when the aroma filled the kitchen and she frowned, pulling out almost everything that could count for breakfast, while popping a few grapes and a cheese stick in her mouth before shutting the fridge with arms full.
She unloaded her assortment on the counter, shaking her head while turning for the pots and pans in the cupboards, quite the gluttons as always. Basil’s box of chocolates was huge, and they just had to eat ‘em all, Jae chuckled and reminded herself to ask Shaundi about them later, they were too good not to get again. She tapped a finger to her chin, lost in thought momentarily, before pushing her sleeves up and softly humming, completely immersing herself into making breakfast.

3rdstreetjae:

sarilbasil:

I quickly drew this but all I wanted to do was the joke XD

Now it wouldn’t have bad if they had…one chocolate…But they had that entire box since they had time to waste till their movie started so…

To be fair I don’t know why Basil thought for a second why he should listen to Shaundi about these sorts of things

Feb. 15th-

Her eyes sprung open as she quickly glanced around the room, her living room. She sighed with relief as the mass in her arms shifted slightly and groaned, mumbling something before softly snoring once more. Jae slowly sat up, stifling her laugh and her murmuring stomach, as she recalled the previous nights events, rubbing her eyes as they adjusted to the lights that had most likely been on since then. Yawning, she stretched off the couch and stumbled sleepily to the closet, retrieving a blanket for her human pillow, gently tousling his hair before making her way to the kitchen.

The sun was starting to creep over the horizon, casting a pale orange glow through the window. She rubbed her shoulder and yawned once more, opting for some stronger coffee, as she added an extra scoop and started her maker. Her stomach went from mildly whiny to violently protesting when the aroma filled the kitchen and she frowned, pulling out almost everything that could count for breakfast, while popping a few grapes and a cheese stick in her mouth before shutting the fridge with arms full.

She unloaded her assortment on the counter, shaking her head while turning for the pots and pans in the cupboards, quite the gluttons as always. Basil’s box of chocolates was huge, and they just had to eat ‘em all, Jae chuckled and reminded herself to ask Shaundi about them later, they were too good not to get again. She tapped a finger to her chin, lost in thought momentarily, before pushing her sleeves up and softly humming, completely immersing herself into making breakfast.

February142014
saintsempressjae:


In honor of my Official Valentine, Basil!
He’s some ridiculously young Basil and Jae dolls from -I don’t remember which- doll maker.
BUT LOOKIT THEY’RE SO CUTE

ilu! <3

saintsempressjae:

In honor of my Official Valentine, Basil!

He’s some ridiculously young Basil and Jae dolls from -I don’t remember which- doll maker.

BUT LOOKIT THEY’RE SO CUTE

ilu! <3

6PM
I quickly drew this but all I wanted to do was the joke XD
Now it wouldn&#8217;t have bad if they had&#8230;one chocolate&#8230;But they had that entire box since they had time to waste till their movie started so&#8230;
To be fair I don&#8217;t know why Basil thought for a second why he should listen to Shaundi about these sorts of things

I quickly drew this but all I wanted to do was the joke XD

Now it wouldn’t have bad if they had…one chocolate…But they had that entire box since they had time to waste till their movie started so…

To be fair I don’t know why Basil thought for a second why he should listen to Shaundi about these sorts of things

January302014

Anonymous said: 10, 14.

…I got an anon? I’m legit just staring at this because I have never thought I’d get an anon. THANKS though :)

10. Favorite NPC ship

Fuck, that’s hard. I guess i’ll go with JohnnyXAisha, I liked how they’re dynamics were seeing as how Johnny was this badass psycho killer but Aisha was still like “Fucking mop the floors asshole” and he’d go “SHIT! FINE!”. They were really awesome together and it makes me feel terrible that she gets killed and the fact that I ship Aisha with my boss. But yeah, that’s the pairing I find awesome as everything.

14. Describe in detail the Boss’s relationship with your favorite NPC

Hm, favorite NPC would be a tie between Shaundi (SR2) and Matt Miller. But I’ll go with Shaundi because she needs the love.

Basil and Shaundi’s relationship is hard for me to describe because it’s a very weird one. When they first meet Basil is interested in her, not sexually or anything, just interested and he would just stare at her times because she is not someone she’s use to. He’s came across a lot of pot heads too but none of them stayed near him long enough, Shaundi was pretty much there every time he went into the purgatory smoking dope or doing Shaundi things. In fact, there are times where he will legit sit there and stare at her out of morbid curiosity.  Shaundi knows he does that, at first she thought he wanted to get high too but when that was the case, she thought he wanted to sleep with her….not the case either. So she ends up sitting on the couch smoking wondering if the boss wanted her dead or something, but doesn’t do anything different.

When he goes through the sons of Samedi’s mission (in my head he goes through the gangs one by one and the Sons of Samedi are the second one he goes through with the Ronin either being the first or last), she does try to get to know him more and they talk way more often that before. Basil is now confused as hell because he know gets to know Shaundi’s personality…and he’s VERY confused of how she’s so smart when she’s high every time he talks to her. They do become “friends” if you would call it that, and after the whole sons of samedi missions they go out bowling per her request and sometimes (against better judgement) will get high together. Basil is a fucking lightweight though and Shaundi usually is laughing while he tries to speak english but fails and just murmurs gibberish.

However that friendship sort of fell apart for a little while. Inbetween Saints Row 2 and 3, Basil noticed that the celebrity life started to change Shaundi and he was no longer that fun girl he knew which kind of disappointed him. He wouldn’t say anything but he didn’t like that the girl he use to go bowling with every friday with has became this….complete polar opposite of what she use to be. It didn’t terrify him but it did concern him. When he brought it up they had a tif and didn’t speak each other for a month. Then, they had to do a shooting together which made them had to speak. They both said sorry for being assholes and while Basil didn’t like the change, he did accept it but he was no longer nearly as close to Shaundi as she felt…louder than before? No, not louder, but more like stiff. To Basil, the main reason he liked hanging out with Shaundi say over Pierce was because he could just relax and didn’t have to worry about shit. Then when she changed he had to go to Pierce to relax and not worry about shit which weirded him out!

So they use to be very close friends…he still cares for her greatly and would do anything to make sure she was safe, but now it’s almost strained. It’s really weird and no matter how much I think of it I can never really put it to words on how their relationship is. Though I will say by Saints Row 4 their relationship does improve but during 3rd he was trying hard not to lose her too but at the same time kept thinking that she was no longer Shaundi. He gets it was the lost of Johnny that got the change, and he would comfort her if he could, but she felt like a stranger to him.

4PM

saintsempressjae said: 2,6,12,18!

WHY THANK YOU

2. What is your favorite headcanon about the boss?

FUCK! I have too many! But I suppose he likes reading in order to get a past he never had. Since he doesn’t remember anything prior to the saints he will read all sorts of things just to pretend that it happened to him. He enjoys horror books the most though and likes to think that fuck yeah he had ran away from a man with a hook, or that he was the lone survivor of a massacre or something. He’ll read romance books, Jane Austin being his favorite, but you will mostly find him reading something scary. Some of the saints knows he does take a lot of things he reads from books and tries to recreate it so they always makes sure that he’ll never find some books. Prime example being the Hannibal series. Everything thinks he’d try to recreate a scene…and are always worried if he randomly asks them to join him for dinner.

6. We all have a favorite method of killing—what weapon can’t you live without

Me, I love the shotgun, however for Basil I say he likes using machine guns just because of how they sound and how they feel. I think once I said he was into the AK or something, but since I can’t remember it exactly I’m going to say Machine. But nothing gets the satisfaction as a revolver or a pistol does, especially in close range. Despite being the silly fashionista I usually play him as, Basil sure does love seeing the wounds up close rather than afar.

12. Describe your Boss in three sentences

Basil is an amnesiac who is the most sadistic fucker on the planet when he wants to be. He can be goofy and silly, all around enjoying life and lazing around pretending that nothing’s wrong with this lifestyle and loving being a saint. However, he will get upset, he will go insane, and he will kill whatever fucker tries to ruin his fun.

To put it in simpler terms, he’s fucking insane.

18. Do you have a headcanon about Johnny Gat?

YES! I FINALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS!

Most people it feels like he was always this into blood or something, that he was a psycho and his parents were…actually I don’t know what they say about his parents.  But I think Johnny was adopted into a family who were a bunch of assholes. Now they weren’t assholes in the whole abusive aspect, more like…”You need to be the perfect son yada yada yada you gotta get good grades you gotta do this and that. Now, Johnny I think has perfect memory and I don’t remember why I thought this but it hasn’t left. The reason why he got good grades wasn’t because he studied or anything, but because all he needed to do was read the book once before the test and he’d be able to remember everything in it. Now this is how he met Dex who was fucking jealous of Johnny being the best student and the asshole didn’t give a single shit! Hell that would piss me off, but Dex would start following Johnny who really just wanted to be alone. They got “close” to the point where Dex was always trying to explain Johnny’s actions for being rude and getting the both of them in trouble (the trouble being Johnny’s mouth not anything physical). One day, after trying to get Dex off his tail (did not work) they came across a thug who had killed a man right in front of them and then tried to get money off of them. Now…Johnny’s still an asshole. So he goes off saying he’d give the guy a thousand dollars if he beat him in a fight, the guy accepts and well…loses pretty bad. Once again, Johnny’s perfect memory legit just remember moves from either a karate movie he watched or something as he just pulled off the same moves and ended up laughing at the fact it fucking work. Which, terrified Dex because the whole thing was a gamble! As the guy is cursing him off, Johnny just grins at the asshole asking for his last words, and the man says

"go to hell."

"Maybe later"

BANG! Johnny shoots and kills! Of course they run so they don’t get caught and they seriously think this will just pass over…except for the fact Johnny can’t get that thrill of killing out of his head. The scene keeps on replaying over and over until finally, he kills his parents, hides the bodies, and drops out of school. No one ever found out about it, he kept staying in that house doing assassination jobs to get money, but that’s about it. Dex keeps coming over asking if Johnny was alright, which in the end…is what got both of them into the Saints, because Johnny wanted to join a gang and forced Dex along because that asshole followed him for “ten years” (saying they met it elementary school), so  he better fucking keep on tagging along.

That’s what I think though, I feel like he met Aisha in school though, after attending a talent show and the girl was singing a song.

2PM
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